{title: Damnit, Janet}
{artist: Richard O'Brien}


[C] The river was [Em] deep but I [F] swam it Ja-[G]net
[C] The future is [Em] ours so let's [F] plan it Janet 
[C] So please don't [Em] tell me to [F] can it Janet
[C] I've one thing to [Em] say and that's
[F] Damn it Ja-[G]net I love you


The [C] road was [Em] long but I [Am] ran it Janet
There's a [C] fire in my [Em] heart and you [Am] fan it Janet
If there's [C] one fool for [Em] you then I [Am] am it Janet
I've [C] one thing to [Em] say and that's
[Am] Damn it Ja-[F]net I [Bb] love you [G]


[F] Here's the ring to [G7] prove that I'm no [C] joker [C7]
[F] There's three [G7] ways that love can [C] grow [C7]
[F] That's good bad [G7]  or medi[C]ocre [Am]
[F] Oh J-a-n-e-t I love you so [G7]


Oh it's [C] nicer than the [Em] one Betty [Am] Munroe had oh Brad
[C] Now we're [Em] engaged and I'm [Am] so glad oh Brad
[C] That you've met [Em] Mom and you [Am] know Dad
Oh [C] Brad, I'm mad [Am] for you [G] too


[F] Oh [G] Brad
[C] Oh damn it
[F] I'm [G] mad
[C] Oh Janet
[F]For [G] you
I love you [C] too  [Am]
There's [F] one thing left to [G7]do hoo-hoo


And that's [C] go see the [Em] man who began it Janet
When we [C] met in his [Em] science exam-it Janet
Made me [C] give you the [Em] eye and then [Am] panic Janet
Now I've [C] one thing to [Em] say and that's
[Am] Damn it Ja-[F]net I [Bb] love you [G]


[F] Damn it Ja-[G]net
[F] Oh Brad I'm [G] mad
[F] Damn it Ja-[G]net
I love [C] you