{title: Teenage Dirtbag}
{artist: Wheatus}

[C] Her name is no-[G]elle [C] I had a [F] dream about her
[C] She rings my [G] bell
[C] Got gym class in [F] half an hour
[C] Oh how she [G] rocks, in [C] Keds and tube [F] socks
[Am] But she doesn't [F] know who I [G] am
[Am] And she doesn't [F] give a [G] damn about me

[C] I'm just a [F] teenage [G] dirtbag [Am] baby
[C] Yeah I'm just a [F] teenage [G] dirtbag [Am] baby
[C] Listen to [F] Iron [G] Maiden, [Am] maybe with [C] me
[F] Ooohoooooo [G] [F] [C]

[C] [G] [C] [F] [C] [G] [C] [F]

Her [C] boyfriend's a [G] dick, [C] he brings a gun into [F] school
And [C] he'd simply [G] kick [C] my ass if he [F] knew the truth
He [C] lives on my [G] block, and [C] drives an [F] iRoc
But [C] he doesn't [F] know who I [G] am
And [C] he doesn't [F] give a [G] damn about me

[C] I'm just a [F] teenage [G] dirtbag [Am] baby
[C] Yeah Im just a [F] teenage [G] dirtbag [Am] baby
[C] Listen to [F] Iron [G] Maiden, [Am] maybe with [C] me
[F] Ooohoooooo [G] [F] [C]

[C] Oh [F] yeah, [G] Dirtbag
[C] No she doesnt [F] know  what shes [G] missing
[C] No [F] yeah, [G] Dirtbag
[C] No she doesnt [F] know what she's [G] missing

[C] Man I feel like [G] mould, [C] It's prom night and [F] I am lonely
[C] Lo and [G] behold, [C] She's walking [F] over to me
[C] This must be [G] fake, [C] my lip starts to [F] shake
[Am]  How does she [F] know who I [G] am
[Am] And why does she [F] give a [G] damn about me?

[C] I've got two [F] tickets to [G] Iron Mai-[Am]den, baby,
[C] come with me [F] Friday [G] don't say [Am] maybe
[C] I'm just a [F] teenage [G] dirtbag [Am] baby [F] like [C] you
[F] Ooohoooooo [G] [F] [C]

[C] No she doesnt [F] know what she's [G] mis[C]sing
[C] Ooh [F] yeah [G] dirtbag
[C] No, she doesnt [F] know what she's [G] mis[C]sing